i like your shirt. i'm going to steal it next time you do laundry so I can add it to the life-sized effigy of you that it the centerpiece of my suze-shrine. i keep it in the basement. it is lit with lava lamps and discoballs and braziers of hot coals on which i heat the branding irons so i can mark you with my love FOREVER.
(P.S. I for real had a dream last night in which you were at my house and we were fighting zombies. I had this long, long branch-cutting saw-on-a-stick gardening tool and you had a machete. We had a practice duel on the back lawn. Then the zombies came at nightfall and we fled into the house, barricading the top floor.)
does it count as drinking the kool-aid if the kool-aid was actually tequila?
i think gabe saporta would make a great criminal defense. "your honor, i know i committed a heinous crime, but i was under the influence of gabe saporta! i couldn't help myself!"
Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.
From now on I will be sleeping in a bunker 100 yards beneath the surface of the ground, guarded by Cerberus and the hounds of Hell. THIS INCLUDES TOUR TIME!
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winterfish
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:40 am (UTC)i learned from the best.
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)especially at night.
when your're sleeping.
i like it better when you're non-responsive.
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:57 am (UTC)And if it is me: Is it wrong that I'm absurdly glad I had a machete and not a chainsaw?
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:02 am (UTC)Re: you mean like one of these?
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:48 am (UTC)i think gabe saporta would make a great criminal defense. "your honor, i know i committed a heinous crime, but i was under the influence of gabe saporta! i couldn't help myself!"
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:57 am (UTC)Thanks for the night terrors,
Even though they weren't so great
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:02 am (UTC)also, ew.
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