(P.S. I for real had a dream last night in which you were at my house and we were fighting zombies. I had this long, long branch-cutting saw-on-a-stick gardening tool and you had a machete. We had a practice duel on the back lawn. Then the zombies came at nightfall and we fled into the house, barricading the top floor.)
They did NOT run, because my subconscious was kind to me for once and didn't have me dying horribly.
I'm inordinately pleased that you remembered the proper question. *g*
What's wrong with chainsaws? Well, other than that they're noisy. That was another feature in the dream, the fact that we were all trying to be super-quiet. There was this bird tweeting loudly in a tree above my house (think the morning birds outside my window were bleeding into my sleep) and we were trying to figure out a way to kill it.
True. And that gas would be much better suited to fueling my car as I make the escape to Timberline, aka the super-isolated place on top of Mt. Hood where they shot The Shining.
Because that's where you want to go when you're trying to escape zombies. Right into The Shining.
nah, i've got a baseball bat for that. because they'll still give me money if I break their arms, but not if I cut off their heads after mistaking them for the walking dead.
Ok, fair enough, but I think you should bring the machete anyways in case the walking dead do come after us. Because, there are two types of people in the world: 1)Those with a zombie plan and 2)Dinner.
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)especially at night.
when your're sleeping.
i like it better when you're non-responsive.
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:53 am (UTC)I've had GPS trackers implanted under your skins. and I'm not telling you where.
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:54 am (UTC)...at least, not surgery that I knew about...
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:54 am (UTC)Our bassist has been reduced to cackling
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Date: 2009-07-03 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 05:57 am (UTC)And if it is me: Is it wrong that I'm absurdly glad I had a machete and not a chainsaw?
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 06:04 am (UTC)I'm inordinately pleased that you remembered the proper question. *g*
What's wrong with chainsaws? Well, other than that they're noisy. That was another feature in the dream, the fact that we were all trying to be super-quiet. There was this bird tweeting loudly in a tree above my house (think the morning birds outside my window were bleeding into my sleep) and we were trying to figure out a way to kill it.
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-03 06:13 am (UTC)Because that's where you want to go when you're trying to escape zombies. Right into The Shining.
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:16 am (UTC)decided lack of jack nicholson though.
you mean like one of these?
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:14 am (UTC)Re: you mean like one of these?
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:11 am (UTC)Re: you mean like one of these?
Date: 2009-07-03 06:13 am (UTC)for when the zombies come.
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Date: 2009-07-03 06:16 am (UTC)Re: you mean like one of these?
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