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My houseguest is abusing me.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:01 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)
Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomoreuturns.livejournal.com
Correction. I love you.

also, ew.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
Look, I realize I am irresistible, but as far as I know, you have no other awesome guitar player with blue hair, so you should probably leave off the horrifying mutilation until after we have a hit album. Just some friendly advice.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:10 am (UTC)
ext_3225: (THE SQUEE)
From: [identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
I AM NOT GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE AGAIN, OK! I AM ALREADY CLEAN!

I'm clean as a whistle

Date: 2009-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)
ext_3225: (THE SQUEE)
From: [identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)
I know! She conditions her hair and everything! *munch munch munch* Mmmmm, nummy.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BLUE HAIR!

Date: 2009-07-03 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
From now on I will be sleeping in a bunker 100 yards beneath the surface of the ground, guarded by Cerberus and the hounds of Hell. THIS INCLUDES TOUR TIME!

Date: 2009-07-03 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomoreuturns.livejournal.com
[insert evil laugh here]

look behind you. we're here. we're always here.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
You will never know the depth of my hatred.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berserkide.livejournal.com
you realize one (or more) of us is IN YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK?

Date: 2009-07-03 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com
You mean the calls comments are coming from inside the house?

Date: 2009-07-03 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
THEY ARE, OH GOD THEY ARE!!!!!!

Date: 2009-07-03 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com
RUUUUUUUNN!

No... wait. They're outside too, aren't they? I think you're screwed kiddo.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
I really am. Imagine how life touring is going to be? My pooch is, as they say, screwed.

Date: 2009-07-03 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com
Well, it could be worse, could be raining.

Date: 2009-07-03 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com
Oh dear, we are in trouble then.

Date: 2009-07-03 06:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)
Oh I'll know your depths, baby. >:)

Date: 2009-07-03 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com
Ooh, sexy kinda!

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