Trail Safety
Mar. 4th, 2013 05:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkfrostLet's take a little quiz, shall we? Let's say you're on a mixed-use trail, and you hear me call out "On your left!" from behind you. Do you:
a)Immediately move to your right
b)Look behind you to check where I am, then move to your right
c)Ignore my warning three times, then shriek at the top of your lungs as you leap left, directly in front of my bike
If you chose a or b, congratulations, you're not an idiot! If however, you chose c, you're the moron on the Crescent Trail this afternoon, and you should never be allowed out in public again.
Thanks for taking this quiz, I'll be fuming and trying not to have a heart attack caused by terminally stupid people. See you next time on "How Were People Idiots Today?"
Rest assured that the lack of expletives is solely because I'm cross-posting this to Facebook.
a)Immediately move to your right
b)Look behind you to check where I am, then move to your right
c)Ignore my warning three times, then shriek at the top of your lungs as you leap left, directly in front of my bike
If you chose a or b, congratulations, you're not an idiot! If however, you chose c, you're the moron on the Crescent Trail this afternoon, and you should never be allowed out in public again.
Thanks for taking this quiz, I'll be fuming and trying not to have a heart attack caused by terminally stupid people. See you next time on "How Were People Idiots Today?"
Rest assured that the lack of expletives is solely because I'm cross-posting this to Facebook.
