Conversations With Palmer

Palmer: So you want me to pour you a glass of a wine you don't like?
Suze: No, I bought Yellowtail, of which I've had two glasses.
Palmer: I can tell.
Suze: Look-
Palmer: I did look, that's how I could tell!

(More) Conversations with Palmer

Palmer, quoting Scrubs: It's pronounced analgesic, sir. The pills go in your mouth.
Suze: I'm so glad I've never had to put pills up my butt.
Palmer: ...I don't think that's a controversial opinion.