Saddlebacking

For those of you who were upset about Rick Warren being chosen to deliver the inauguration invocation, Dan Savage held a contest. A contest similar to the one he held back in 2004, when Rick Santorum was revealed to be a disgusting, prejudiced homophobe; Dan Savage held a contest to determine a new meaning for "saddlebacking", i.e. The Saddleback Church that Rick Warren is minister of. You may have heard the new definition for santorum, that actually came out as the number one result on Google search, over the senator's own homepage: the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is the occasional byproduct of anal sex. Disgusting, right? A gross definition for a morally reprehensible man, right on. Well, the nominations were posted, the votes were counted, and ladies and gentlemen, we have a new definition for saddlebacking:

Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage. Unfortunately her parents found out because they got santorum all over the sheets.

Be sure to check out the site! Be sure to link to it! Be sure to Googlebomb the shit out of it! Let's make sure that Rick Warren is forever associated with stupid teenagers assfucking due to ground-in sexual shame. Rock on!

And that was my daily dose of shit-stirring. Good times!