Recent Conversations With Suze and Palmer

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Suze: Sweetheart, will you grab me a beer?
Palmer: Sure thing babe.
*Palmer re-enters living room, holds beer on crotch*
Palmer: Is this the beer you wanted?
Suze: Can I see your beer babe? I promise I won't put it on my crotch.
Palmer: Ok, just because I'm curious.
*Suze takes beer, sets it on the cat on her lap*
Suze: Don't worry, I'm just going to put it on my pussy.
Palmer: You think you're so clever.

Regarding The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Suze: You know honestly, I didn't see the relationship between Edmund and Caspian as brotherly affection.
Palmer: Oh no, they were totally about to make out.
Suze: Ok! I'm so glad you agree with me!
Palmer: Oh yeah, that scene where they were putting the armor on? Totally preceded by handies.