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[sparkfrost]

My houseguest is abusing me.

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[berserkide.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahaha

you losers

i love you

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I love you too you stalker!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

.....

.......

look out the window

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, call the cops, there's some short bitch lurking outside my window with her hands down her pants!

Come in so we can molest you!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

i like your shirt. i'm going to steal it next time you do laundry so I can add it to the life-sized effigy of you that it the centerpiece of my suze-shrine. i keep it in the basement. it is lit with lava lamps and discoballs and braziers of hot coals on which i heat the branding irons so i can mark you with my love FOREVER.

i learned from the best.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

Hi, I love you.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

btw, she sat there for like a minute, laughing so hard there was no sound, speechless. it was brilliant.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

i love you guys too.

especially at night.

when your're sleeping.

i like it better when you're non-responsive.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I NEED AN ADULT! POSSIBLY A THERAPIST AS WELL!

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

(P.S. I for real had a dream last night in which you were at my house and we were fighting zombies. I had this long, long branch-cutting saw-on-a-stick gardening tool and you had a machete. We had a practice duel on the back lawn. Then the zombies came at nightfall and we fled into the house, barricading the top floor.)

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

...wait, is that at me or Suze? I'm assuming me due to, well, zombies.

And if it is me: Is it wrong that I'm absurdly glad I had a machete and not a chainsaw?

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

...wait. Did they run?

you mean like one of these?

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

And you! Stop encouraging her!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

You need to spend less time in the basement with Gabe. STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

does it count as drinking the kool-aid if the kool-aid was actually tequila?

i think gabe saporta would make a great criminal defense. "your honor, i know i committed a heinous crime, but i was under the influence of gabe saporta! i couldn't help myself!"

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Declared "Not guilty" by reason of Gabe Saporta? I DARE you to tell him that you're using him as your defense plea.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

you're on.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh my god.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Your Tyra icon is both mesmerizing and terrifying. I don't know whether to be more scared of you or berserkide

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

imagine us in combination.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

One night, oh no! One more time!
Thanks for the night terrors,
Even though they weren't so great

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

While you're watching them, I'll remind you that I'm still here in plain sight. Always have to watch out for us plain sight people.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE PLAIN SIGHT PEOPLE!

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.