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My houseguest is abusing me.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Well, she smacked me upside the head for screwing up my Dreamwidth account settings. But she also helped me fix them. I'd say a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

Is it my fault she forgot to click a simple box? No. No, it isn't.

Quiet, you!

ahahahahahahahahaha

you losers

i love you

Hit her again!

KINKY!

I love you too you stalker!

Done!

Sigh.

Goddamnit, I am Barry effin Gibb! I graduated from the mean streets of Melbourne Australia, I will kill you on national television!

You know you love it.

.....

.......

look out the window

Oh my god, call the cops, there's some short bitch lurking outside my window with her hands down her pants!

Come in so we can molest you!

SIGH, I SAID!

WOO HOO!

i like your shirt. i'm going to steal it next time you do laundry so I can add it to the life-sized effigy of you that it the centerpiece of my suze-shrine. i keep it in the basement. it is lit with lava lamps and discoballs and braziers of hot coals on which i heat the branding irons so i can mark you with my love FOREVER.

i learned from the best.

Hi, I love you.

You need to spend less time in the basement with Gabe. STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!

btw, she sat there for like a minute, laughing so hard there was no sound, speechless. it was brilliant.

And you! Stop encouraging her!

does it count as drinking the kool-aid if the kool-aid was actually tequila?

i think gabe saporta would make a great criminal defense. "your honor, i know i committed a heinous crime, but i was under the influence of gabe saporta! i couldn't help myself!"

Declared "Not guilty" by reason of Gabe Saporta? I DARE you to tell him that you're using him as your defense plea.

i love you guys too.

especially at night.

when your're sleeping.

i like it better when you're non-responsive.

you're on.

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