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[sparkfrost]

My houseguest is abusing me.

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[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Well, she smacked me upside the head for screwing up my Dreamwidth account settings. But she also helped me fix them. I'd say a little from Column A, a little from Column B.

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

KINKY!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Sigh.

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

You know you love it.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

SIGH, I SAID!

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

Is it my fault she forgot to click a simple box? No. No, it isn't.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Quiet, you!

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

Hit her again!

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

Done!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit, I am Barry effin Gibb! I graduated from the mean streets of Melbourne Australia, I will kill you on national television!

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

WOO HOO!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahaha

you losers

i love you

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I love you too you stalker!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

.....

.......

look out the window

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, call the cops, there's some short bitch lurking outside my window with her hands down her pants!

Come in so we can molest you!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

i like your shirt. i'm going to steal it next time you do laundry so I can add it to the life-sized effigy of you that it the centerpiece of my suze-shrine. i keep it in the basement. it is lit with lava lamps and discoballs and braziers of hot coals on which i heat the branding irons so i can mark you with my love FOREVER.

i learned from the best.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

Hi, I love you.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

btw, she sat there for like a minute, laughing so hard there was no sound, speechless. it was brilliant.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

And you! Stop encouraging her!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

You need to spend less time in the basement with Gabe. STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID!

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

does it count as drinking the kool-aid if the kool-aid was actually tequila?

i think gabe saporta would make a great criminal defense. "your honor, i know i committed a heinous crime, but i was under the influence of gabe saporta! i couldn't help myself!"

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh my god.

[greybeta.livejournal.com]

I feel a compulsion to push this thread towards 100 replies...

[thedelusionist.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be left out. I have to comment with something. I think this will make it 100.