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Roulette Girl ([personal profile] sparkfrost) wrote2009-07-03 01:07 am

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My houseguest is abusing me.
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[identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com) 2009-07-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.

[identity profile] nomoreuturns.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Correction. I love you.

also, ew.

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I realize I am irresistible, but as far as I know, you have no other awesome guitar player with blue hair, so you should probably leave off the horrifying mutilation until after we have a hit album. Just some friendly advice.
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[identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com) 2009-07-03 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I AM NOT GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE AGAIN, OK! I AM ALREADY CLEAN!

I'm clean as a whistle
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[identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com) 2009-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I know! She conditions her hair and everything! *munch munch munch* Mmmmm, nummy.

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BLUE HAIR!

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
From now on I will be sleeping in a bunker 100 yards beneath the surface of the ground, guarded by Cerberus and the hounds of Hell. THIS INCLUDES TOUR TIME!

[identity profile] nomoreuturns.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[insert evil laugh here]

look behind you. we're here. we're always here.

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
You will never know the depth of my hatred.

[identity profile] nomoreuturns.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
*smooches*

[identity profile] berserkide.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
you realize one (or more) of us is IN YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK?

[identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the calls comments are coming from inside the house?

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE, OH GOD THEY ARE!!!!!!

[identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
RUUUUUUUNN!

No... wait. They're outside too, aren't they? I think you're screwed kiddo.

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
I really am. Imagine how life touring is going to be? My pooch is, as they say, screwed.

[identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it could be worse, could be raining.

[identity profile] greyweirdo.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, we are in trouble then.
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[identity profile] stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com) 2009-07-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'll know your depths, baby. >:)

[identity profile] sparkfrost.livejournal.com 2009-07-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, sexy kinda!