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[sparkfrost]

My houseguest is abusing me.

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[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Your Tyra icon is both mesmerizing and terrifying. I don't know whether to be more scared of you or berserkide

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

imagine us in combination.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

One night, oh no! One more time!
Thanks for the night terrors,
Even though they weren't so great

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

While you're watching them, I'll remind you that I'm still here in plain sight. Always have to watch out for us plain sight people.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE PLAIN SIGHT PEOPLE!

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

Chief weapons: Surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency... and some other stuff as well.

I've got soft cushions and a comfy chair!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I think I'm more terrified by the "some other stuff as well" because the unknown quantity is FUCKING HORRIFYING!

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

You should be terrified. It's so scary I don't dare to tell you what it is.

Also, we've got Loki working for us, and that should up the paranoia for you.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. Loki loves me and would never betray me! It helps that I control his food supply.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

Correction. I love you.

also, ew.

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

delicious.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Look, I realize I am irresistible, but as far as I know, you have no other awesome guitar player with blue hair, so you should probably leave off the horrifying mutilation until after we have a hit album. Just some friendly advice.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE AGAIN, OK! I AM ALREADY CLEAN!

I'm clean as a whistle

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I know! She conditions her hair and everything! *munch munch munch* Mmmmm, nummy.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BLUE HAIR!

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

From now on I will be sleeping in a bunker 100 yards beneath the surface of the ground, guarded by Cerberus and the hounds of Hell. THIS INCLUDES TOUR TIME!

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

[insert evil laugh here]

look behind you. we're here. we're always here.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

You will never know the depth of my hatred.

[nomoreuturns.livejournal.com]

*smooches*

[berserkide.livejournal.com]

you realize one (or more) of us is IN YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK?

[greyweirdo.livejournal.com]

You mean the calls comments are coming from inside the house?

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh I'll know your depths, baby. >:)

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Ooh, sexy kinda!