sparkfrost | (no subject)

My houseguest is abusing me.

you realize one (or more) of us is IN YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK?

You mean the ~~calls~~ comments are coming from inside the house?

THEY ARE, OH GOD THEY ARE!!!!!!

RUUUUUUUNN!

No... wait. They're outside too, aren't they? I think you're screwed kiddo.

I really am. Imagine how life touring is going to be? My pooch is, as they say, screwed.

Well, it could be worse, could be raining.

It was, earlier!

Oh dear, we are in trouble then.