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[sparkfrost]

My houseguest is abusing me.

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[berserkide.livejournal.com]

delicious.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

Look, I realize I am irresistible, but as far as I know, you have no other awesome guitar player with blue hair, so you should probably leave off the horrifying mutilation until after we have a hit album. Just some friendly advice.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE AGAIN, OK! I AM ALREADY CLEAN!

I'm clean as a whistle

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

I know! She conditions her hair and everything! *munch munch munch* Mmmmm, nummy.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BLUE HAIR!