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I NEED AN ADULT! POSSIBLY A THERAPIST AS WELL!
Oh my god.
I expect either recorded or screencapped proof. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Your Tyra icon is both mesmerizing and terrifying. I don't know whether to be more scared of you or ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
berserkide
berserkideEdited 2009-07-03 05:53 (UTC)
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE.
I've had GPS trackers implanted under your skins. and I'm not telling you where.
I've had GPS trackers implanted under your skins. and I'm not telling you where.
IT IS TOO LATE! THE TERROR IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE APARTMENT!
Our bassist has been reduced to cackling
Our bassist has been reduced to cackling
I KNEW one of those scars on my back wasn't from surgery!
...at least, not surgery that I knew about...
...at least, not surgery that I knew about...
(P.S. I for real had a dream last night in which you were at my house and we were fighting zombies. I had this long, long branch-cutting saw-on-a-stick gardening tool and you had a machete. We had a practice duel on the back lawn. Then the zombies came at nightfall and we fled into the house, barricading the top floor.)
One night, oh no! One more time!
Thanks for the night terrors,
Even though they weren't so great
Thanks for the night terrors,
Even though they weren't so great
While you're watching them, I'll remind you that I'm still here in plain sight. Always have to watch out for us plain sight people.
...wait, is that at me or Suze? I'm assuming me due to, well, zombies.
And if it is me: Is it wrong that I'm absurdly glad I had a machete and not a chainsaw?
And if it is me: Is it wrong that I'm absurdly glad I had a machete and not a chainsaw?
NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE PLAIN SIGHT PEOPLE!
Clearly you should fear the one who's already breached the defenses of your house and is lurking in your shower, smelling the gentle fragrence of your loofa and digging a wad of hair out of your drain to rub it all over my body.
Chief weapons: Surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency... and some other stuff as well.
I've got soft cushions and a comfy chair!
I've got soft cushions and a comfy chair!
Correction. I love you.
also, ew.
also, ew.
I think I'm more terrified by the "some other stuff as well" because the unknown quantity is FUCKING HORRIFYING!
Exactly like one of those. WANT.
From now on I will be sleeping in a bunker 100 yards beneath the surface of the ground, guarded by Cerberus and the hounds of Hell. THIS INCLUDES TOUR TIME!
They did NOT run, because my subconscious was kind to me for once and didn't have me dying horribly.
I'm inordinately pleased that you remembered the proper question. *g*
What's wrong with chainsaws? Well, other than that they're noisy. That was another feature in the dream, the fact that we were all trying to be super-quiet. There was this bird tweeting loudly in a tree above my house (think the morning birds outside my window were bleeding into my sleep) and we were trying to figure out a way to kill it.
I'm inordinately pleased that you remembered the proper question. *g*
What's wrong with chainsaws? Well, other than that they're noisy. That was another feature in the dream, the fact that we were all trying to be super-quiet. There was this bird tweeting loudly in a tree above my house (think the morning birds outside my window were bleeding into my sleep) and we were trying to figure out a way to kill it.
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