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Look, I realize I am irresistible, but as far as I know, you have no other awesome guitar player with blue hair, so you should probably leave off the horrifying mutilation until after we have a hit album. Just some friendly advice.
they use gas. and gas runs out. protip.
You should be terrified. It's so scary I don't dare to tell you what it is.
Also, we've got Loki working for us, and that should up the paranoia for you.
Also, we've got Loki working for us, and that should up the paranoia for you.
I know! She conditions her hair and everything! *munch munch munch* Mmmmm, nummy.
Sexy! Tour with it and fend off the raving fanboys!
Oh, please. Loki loves me and would never betray me! It helps that I control his food supply.
nah, i've got a baseball bat for that. because they'll still give me money if I break their arms, but not if I cut off their heads after mistaking them for the walking dead.
OH MY GOD, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS BLUE HAIR!
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
Ok, fair enough, but I think you should bring the machete anyways in case the walking dead do come after us. Because, there are two types of people in the world: 1)Those with a zombie plan and 2)Dinner.
Got a squirrel on the inside. Been helping, and watching you in the night.
The squirrels are always watching.
The squirrels are always watching.
I AM NOT GETTING THE FUCKING HOSE AGAIN, OK! I AM ALREADY CLEAN!
I'm clean as a whistle
I'm clean as a whistle
well DUH. i am not dinner. i have diagrams.
for when the zombies come.
for when the zombies come.
True. And that gas would be much better suited to fueling my car as I make the escape to Timberline, aka the super-isolated place on top of Mt. Hood where they shot The Shining.
Because that's where you want to go when you're trying to escape zombies. Right into The Shining.
Because that's where you want to go when you're trying to escape zombies. Right into The Shining.
[insert evil laugh here]
look behind you. we're here. we're always here.
look behind you. we're here. we're always here.
...oh no. You've gotten to the squirrel that lives inside my air conditioning! I'M DOOMED!
THAT'S IT! I'M MOVING, CHANGING MY NUMBER, DYEING MY HAIR, AND FAKING MY DEATH!
THAT'S IT! I'M MOVING, CHANGING MY NUMBER, DYEING MY HAIR, AND FAKING MY DEATH!
wait 'til i show you my katana.
You will never know the depth of my hatred.
you realize one (or more) of us is IN YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK?
Re: you mean like one of these?
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Why are none of you on AIM? *glares*
OOH! OOH! I'VE BEEN THERE!
decided lack of jack nicholson though.
decided lack of jack nicholson though.
Gotten to. Gotten to? Darling, we put him there!
And could you go sort of blue tint when you dye your hair? I've always thought you'd look sexy as a blue head.
And could you go sort of blue tint when you dye your hair? I've always thought you'd look sexy as a blue head.
because I was theoretically supposed to be going to bed an hour ago.
I'm on AIM now!
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