Conversations With Palmer

*As I'm eating an English muffin*
Palmer: What is that you've got on your muffin?
Suze: Strawberry.
Palmer: Strawberry what? Jam, jelly, preserves, marmalade, what?
Suze: Strawberry preserves.
Palmer: Why not jam? What's so wrong with jam? What do you have against jam?
Suze: Strawberry preserves are my jam.
Palmer: ...you think you're so funny.