Conversations With Palmer

[sparkfrost]

*As I'm eating an English muffin*
Palmer: What is that you've got on your muffin?
Suze: Strawberry.
Palmer: Strawberry what? Jam, jelly, preserves, marmalade, what?
Suze: Strawberry preserves.
Palmer: Why not jam? What's so wrong with jam? What do you have against jam?
Suze: Strawberry preserves are my jam.
Palmer: ...you think you're so funny.

Comments

[nomoreuturns]

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed for a good 30 seconds at this...I love lines like that. :D

English muffins ftw! I miss them, no lie. They do have them here in Paris, but they're not the same. :(

[sparkfrost]

I said it completely straight-faced, and it took Palmer a second to catch on. Then he was a bit annoyed. :-P

I do love English muffins, they are so tasty!